![]() ![]() Jensen tells us he found a couple of shrimp tails. There’s no way this wasn’t intentional After the 'shrimp tail' incident with Karp, General Mills was trolled on Twitter by many who thought their response to Karp was 'wild.' 'Lmao, I ran a packaging line of cinnamon toast crunch for a year.even when the cinnamon sugar built up on any part of the equipment it NEVER BECAME SHRIMP TAILS. But according to writer-producer-podcaster Jensen Karp, a family pack from a local Costco had just that along with a piece of string, a 'weird cinnamon covered pea thing' and 'black things' baked into some squares and lurking at the bottom of the bag. On March 23rd, comedy writer Jensen Karp decided to have a bowl of General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch. At least that's what Jensen Karp, the Los Angeles-based comedian, writer and dad, claims he discovered Monday. It goes without saying: Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal should not include cinnamon-crusted shrimp tails. He was also on the soundtrack for 2009's It's Complicated, with a track called "Back/Forth" in which he brags about sleeping with women who mistakenly believe he wants more than sex, and compares his sexual exploits to those of Rob Lowe. It's a shrimp tail an empty shrimp tail coated in toasty bits. 'Ok, we’ll after further investigation with. ![]() Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTCSquares) March 22, 2021. and I was like, This is a shrimp tail There was nothing else it could be. Well, as a rapper Karp went by the name Hot Karl, a reference to the kind of gross sexual play - in this case involving feces - that primarily exists as entries made by teenagers on Urban Dictionary. We assure you that there's no possibility of cross contamination with shrimp. An Interview With the Guy Feuding With Cinnamon Toast Crunch Over an Alarming Discovery in His Cereal. He's also a writer, comedian, podcaster, and rapper who claims that Kanye West owes him $300.īut all of that is just the cinnamon swirl goodness - the sort of fun you like to find in your bowl. The first thing you're likely to learn when you start digging in is that Jensen Karp is married to a '90s icon - Danielle Fishel Karp, AKA Topanga Lawrence from Boy Meets World. General Mills exacerbated the situation when, from the official Cinnamon Toast Crunch account, they told Karp that the shrimp tails were not shrimp tails and were just accumulations of the. He has a history, and it's more full of unpleasant surprises than the bag of cereal that made him famous. Brandon Bird Bird)īecause as much as he seems like a purely Online phenomenon, Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Tails Guy didn't pop into existence on Twitter this week. Just fyi, the shrimp tails guy is both a marketing professional and someone who's lied to my face without flinching. The whole cereal/ seafood/ minor celebrity saga originated yesterday after comedian and writer, Jensen Karp, shared a photo of what appeared to be cinnamon-sugar-coated shrimp tails that had somehow found their way into his morning bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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